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Tuesday In Review: Promise of Blood by Brian McClellan

Howdy gang,

This epic fantasy debut had a lot going for it. A lot of interesting magic flying around, very intriguing industrial, turn of the century feel, all written by a very enthusiastic student of Brandon Sanderson, a top notch name in epic fantasy. And while Promise of Blood was an exciting fantasy debut, it was not perfect.

The Age of Kings is dead … and I have killed it.


It’s a bloody business overthrowing a king…
Field Marshal Tamas’ coup against his king sent corrupt aristocrats to the guillotine and brought bread to the starving. But it also provoked war with the Nine Nations, internal attacks by royalist fanatics, and the greedy to scramble for money and power by Tamas’s supposed allies: the Church, workers unions, and mercenary forces.
It’s up to a few…
Stretched to his limit, Tamas is relying heavily on his few remaining powder mages, including the embittered Taniel, a brilliant marksman who also happens to be his estranged son, and Adamat, a retired police inspector whose loyalty is being tested by blackmail.

But when gods are involved…
Now, as attacks batter them from within and without, the credulous are whispering about omens of death and destruction. Just old peasant legends about the gods waking to walk the earth. No modern educated man believes that sort of thing. But they should…
(lifted from amazon.com).

Let me begin with what works.

McClellan has a lot of things working for him in this debut novel: he has some very interesting characters, propped up against a setting not seen so often in epic fantasy, that of an industrial age. In fact, the powder mages of this world are a direct result of that industrial change, their powers being a byproduct of the gunpowder they must ingest. Combine that with a bloody coup at the start of the novel against an indifferent monarchy, you can almost see the two settings of epic fantasy clash, medieval against industrial. This clash between old and new, tradition and invention, plays out rather nicely, with no clear answer given for either side, but with a conflict that is engrossing and engaging to the reader.
McClellan’s characters kept me entertained, and for the most part, I didn’t have a problem with them. Of most interest was Field Marshal Tamas, who is doing his very best not to let his newly freed country crumble around him. Of course, he allies himself with vipers large and small, and it is only through a loose string of friends, allies, and newly awoken gods, that he can help his country stay alive.
In that regard, I did like the balance between large scale and small scale battles. Aside from the very meticulous plot, it was refreshing how easily McClellan moved from something as simple as a street brawl to an epic, god-battling moment upon the mountain, sort of feel. McClellan promises his readers that every facet of life is touched upon in this world, and he has more to show.
Debut authors, very rarely, come to the world with an absolutely pristine, holy book of perfection. Unless you’re Patrick Rothfuss, and that was many, many moons in the making. As such, I give some leeway to debut authors, because hell, it’s their first time on the court. You can’t yell at them for not making threes every minute. (And that is the last sports analogy you’ll see on this blog, because that’s all I know). So I’ll look past the moments of info-dumpiness, the moments of plot convenience, the rushing of prose; these are all things that will hopefully appear less and less as time goes on.
For me, there were only a few hang-ups on Promise of Blood. One, is a distinct lack of female viewpoint characters. And the other is the sloppiness of the magic system.
For the first point, McClellan has stated that he knows he needs to work on this. I don’t think the lack of female viewpoint characters comes from any sort of misogynistic or hateful vendetta. In fact, it’s pointed out many times that there are many female soldiers in this world, and many female leaders. But for the most part, we see them from the outside in, hazily guessing at their thoughts, their role, their inner turmoil. I would love to see McClellan tackle this head on, and really give us a chance to live in the heads of some more of his female characters. I know he can do it, and do it well.
As for the second point, (man, this is going to sound so fantasy snobbish, but it’s what’s on my mind), when you have a book in which there are three to four different and distinct types of magic flying around, you need to be brutal in your control and focus of it. There’s the Else, powder magery, knacks, godhood, the tribal magic (of which I have another blog post on the Noble Savage but not today), and maybe more.
Now I’m a guy who loves his magic. Hell, I’ve got a notebook full of ideas, so I empathize with keeping them all tight and focused. But at a certain point, I think, McClellan needed to sit down, and lay out exactly what does what, and how it affects the world around them. I’m all for vague hints and subtle winking to the reader, but the author needs to absolutely be in control of that. I have no doubt, that like the female viewpoints, McClellan will rise to the occasion with the next novel, and make the magic a little crisper, a little more structured, but for this first book it was just a little too all over the road for me.
I have no doubt that McClellan is a fantasy author to watch in the coming years. His writing is solid, and he has no limit to his creativity. And despite my gripes and nitpicks with Promise of Blood, it is a strong debut novel, and is worth a read. If you’re a fan of Brandon Sanderson or Brent Weeks, than no doubt you’ll enjoy Promise of Blood.  

The Goodening

Finished a new short story today, “Goodnight, Dr. Destructo.”

It’s crap.

But only for now! The first draft is usually crap, so I don’t mind. I’m just happy to have it on paper. I haven’t really written anything super long or crazy in some time, so it was nice to word vomit all over the paper.

So, it is done. Tomorrow, I shall begin to make it Good.

THE GOODENING SHALL COMMENCE TOMORROW!

Also, new reviews to come!

Peace and love, kids

Monday in Review: NOS4A2 by Joe Hill

Evening gang.

Tonight’s review is something I’ve been looking forward to for a while. So rev the engine, and get on your mean machine ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for NOS4A2 by the master of mayhem, the houdini of horror, Joe Hill.

Victoria McQueen has a knack for finding things. Riding her bicycle through an old covered bridge, she always emerges where she needs to be. But Vic doesn’t tell anyone about her unusual ability—no one would believe her.

Charles Talent Manx has a gift of his own. He takes children for rides in his 1938 Rolls-Royce Wraith, and they slip away to an astonishing playground he calls Christmasland. But the journey through Charlie’s twisted imagination transforms his precious passengers, leaving them as terrifying and unstoppable as their benefactor.

And then comes the day when Vic goes looking for trouble … and finds Charlie.

That was a lifetime ago. Now, the only kid ever to escape Manx’s unmitigated evil is all grown up and desperate to forget.

But Charlie Manx is on the road again, and he won’t slow down until he’s taken his revenge.

As a life-and-death battle builds—her magic pitted against his—Vic McQueen prepares to destroy Manx once and for all …

(-Back Cover, from Amazon).

Let’s begin at the beginning: Joe Hill, son of Stephen and Tabitha King, grew up in a house of stories. He began writing when he was 12, and hasn’t slowed down since.

Over the past eight years, Hill has been making quite the name for himself. Like a great, gaping maw of an unstoppable, black nightmare fluid, he has been spreading and oozing and gobbling up the publishing world with his cutting prose, imaginative stories and his unforgettable characters. And we, as readers, couldn’t be luckier than to see all these talents come together at the strongest they’ve been, with his newest novel, NOS4A2.

Hill’s talents are on full display in this novel. The prose is sharp and cuts deep. The horror is turned to 11, and all the terrible things lurk just out of the corner of your eye. And for a novel that is just about 700 pages, boy, do these pages ride like the wind. But truly, where Hill makes his mark and what you’ll be coming back for, are his characters.

The men and women of NOS4A2 are brimming with life and hopes and dreams and lusts and loss and fear and sadness and power, so much that you can’t help but feel for them. Even the worst of the worst, mean ol’ Charlie Manx and the sad, sad Gasmask Man, you see their true hearts just once or twice and it’s enough to make you weep. Hill can be so gentle in his portrayals, so quiet in his observation, that when he jams on the brakes and swerves wildly, you’re reminded of just how vicious he can be. 

In all his novels, Hill creates heroes you can root for, because he lets us see them at their worst. He shows us what living at the bottom can be like, and when he builds them back up, he brings us with them. And there is no better example than Vic McQueen. 

Vic McQueen, who grows from a little girl with bicycle and a penchant for finding things, to a badass mother on a Triumph, ready to race to Christmasland and back to save her son. Her journey from start to finish is engrossing, raw and so very real. She gets kicked when she’s down, she gets shoved away when she tries to come close. She battles with demons, of the Manx variety and many others. But through it all, she keeps pushing, keeps climbing, and proves herself time and time again.

And on the horror end of things, Hill does not disappoint. He doesn’t live in the world of needless brutality and buckets of blood to satisfy his horror cravings. His horror is that of echoes and smoke, shadows slipping through moonlight, the tinny whispers of Christmas music breaking through the sweltering heat of Summer, as children with black eyes and sharp teeth and cold breath giggle in the snow, under a sky of static. There is violence, yes, but from what I’ve read, if Hill can choose between the moonlight or murder, he’d choose moonlight. Or murder. Or murder in the moonlight. Either way, he’d do it well and treat it with grace. And just wait until you’ve met Charlie Manx and his Rolls Royce Wraith.

20th Century Ghosts. Heart Shaped Box. Horns. Locke and Key. And now, NOS4A2.

This novel is a true triumph, of story, of horror and of writing. Hill has made something so very warm and so very cold with his latest book. Made even more gorgeous with the illustrations by his friend and frequent collaborator, Gabriel Rodrigeuz, Joe Hill has written a new horror masterpiece in NOS4A2.

So rev the engine and turn on the radio. Look out the window. There, can you see the snowmen? Can you see the moon, with his wicked smile?

There, listen! I haven’t heard this song since December. 

Let’s ride all the way to Christmasland.

PS: There is a moment in this novel, where if you’ve been a major Joe Hill fan, you’ll see this, and freak. When you do, come back and comment so we may freak together because it’s insanely brilliant.

BIG NEWS

My short story, “Vanilla,” has been accepted for publication by Fireside Magazine!

(From ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com).

Fireside Magazine launched last year, and managed to Kickstart 3 wonderful print issues, filled with stories of all genres and authors and mediums. 

Now, for the next year of Fireside, they’re going to be moving to an online format, filled with those same wonderful authors and genres and mediums … and I get to be a part of that now!

Professionally recognized, paying professional rates, and producing wonderful stories Fireside is a perfect example of the changing medium of literature and I am overjoyed to be with them!

This is the first step on the road, gang. This is the first part of a long journey and I’m incredibly giddy. But that doesn’t mean I can quit my day job. One story sale does not a writer make and stay. I still have many stories to write and I look forward to each and every one of them.

Plus, I get to appear alongside Chuck Wendig, my bearded, cussing hero of a writer-man? Granted, I will cower behind him, hiding in the great shadows of his confident literary stride, but still!

Big thanks to Brian White of Fireside for this opportunity!

More news as it comes!

Don’t really feel a post coming on tonight, gang. With everything going on in Boston, I just can’t seem to keep a thought together, not in my head, not on the page.

It was incredibly strange and horrific, watching what happened today unfold in real time.

I was on Twitter, twiddling my digital thumbs and waiting to see what came of the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.

And it went from, “Hurrah, that book!” to, “Wait, what the hell’s up in Boston?”

Slowly, all the tweets and feeds began the shift to red: in solidarity, panic, confusion. 

The news never stopped coming, never stopped pouring in. Like a torrential rain, it didn’t stop, and its not going to, not for some time, as people sift and search for the truth.

Though at the moment, there’s only one truth: something terrible has happened, and we have to help each other. Life is weird and complicated and hard and the baggage we carry can weigh us the fuck down. 

But days like this, and hopefully most days, we can put aside all that baggage, and help heal. Help put the pieces back together.

Unite and spread a little shine, instead of feeding the dark.

Be good to each other. Thanks guys.

Show and Tell: Potty Mouth

This is something a bit different than, “Smoke Eater.” This is a done in one piece of flash fiction, just under a thousand words. It’s silly and fun. I hope you enjoy.

Potty Mouth

By: Martin Cahill

Felix was halfway through the last chapter of Hold Me Tender, when he heard the man in the stall next to him groan, in a deep and bear like manner.

Felix did not react. It was exactly the sort of sound one could expect from a bathroom on a Friday afternoon after the fish taco lunch special.

In fact, he’d grown used to the orchestra of bowel movements. It was music he had to tolerate if he were going to indulge in his guilty pleasure at the office: romance novels. While many of the men in the office came to the stalls to release, to relax, to unwind, Felix came to hide in a book, a book he dare not be seen reading.

The other men, the guys, the joes, the bros, the fellas, they just didn’t understand. To them, romance was coaxing a blowjob from their girlfriends after a long day of work, a quick handy courtesy of a surprise bouquet of roses. Their crude methods and meager rewards were worth a high five, a fist bump, and a pat on the back.

Good job tricking your wife into a quickie, Mark, you’re the man, thought Felix on many occasions. True romance he knew, was giving selflessly, massages or cleaning dishes, rubbing feet or taking the dog out in the rainstorm. He held the guidebook here and did his best to learn. And some of the writing he had learned was quite good.

But the other guys didn’t understand. Mark had once glimpsed the rose pink/sky blue cover of In Another Lifetime, Lover, and almost had a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. It took everything in Felix’s Bullshit Reserve to convince them it was his wife’s. He still didn’t know if they believed him.

So he took to hiding in the bathroom, between 11:25 and 11:40 in the morning, and then between 3:15-3:30 in the afternoon, Monday, Tuesday and Friday.

Most days he didn’t mind the cacophony of flatulence or the acrid smell of lunch’s memory. Except there was something very odd about the man next to him, very odd about the way he almost seemed to be growling. And the air didn’t have that usual taste of shit. It almost smelled like barbecue.

His better sense told him to get up and leave now before the bomb dropped. But … he was only six pages from the end.

Felix jumped then, as a fist slammed into the wall next to him. Felix heard panting.

“Fish tacos, huh?” Felix mumbled, breaking the unspoken code of the men’s bathroom: conversation.

“You better get out of here,” said the growling man, his voice high and wheezing. “You’re not going to like it when he gets here.”

Felix chuckled. He checked his page count: four and half more. “I think I’ll be fine for a few minutes,” he said, trying his best to ignore the odd barking sounds that came between the panting.

A succession of bangs against the wall now, and Felix heard the clang of porcelain as the man jumped on the toilet seat. The barbecue smell was slowly being poisoned, and turning into, what? Brimstone and burning rubber? Felix could feel his pulse quicken. He checked his pages: three.

“Uh, listen pal,” he said, “Do you want me to call someone? That doesn’t sound like any sort of fish taco I’ve ever heard.”

“Do you have a priest on speed dial!?” the man shouted.

“No …”

“Then nothing can help meeeAAAAARRGH!” The man’s words became a howl of anguish. Felix gave a cry of surprise as the lights went out. Not because of the sudden darkness, or the strong scent of brimstone and smoke or the new, crimson light flooding from underneath the stall, but because he was on the second to last page and was almost done.

All was quiet.

Felix’s stall door burst open. Inhuman strength broke the lock, revealing Felix curled up on the toilet lid, clutching the book to his chest.

The man from the other stall stood in the doorway, his eyes leaking smoke, a fiery light shining through the gaps in his teeth. The air around him seemed to bend outward, as though the very fabric of reality was frightened of him. When he spoke, the voice was like the inside of a cement mixer.

“Apologies,” said the demon man. “Freddie and I share this body. He gets weekdays. I get weekends. He didn’t want to pony up, but I have an early appointment this evening and I simply cannot wait for sundown.”

Felix stared. “Freddie from IT?”

The demon possessing Freddie nodded.

“Are you going to eat my soul?” Felix asked, holding the book between like a shield.

“Do you want me to eat your soul?”

Felix shook his head.

Demon Freddie shrugged. “Then consider it not eaten.” It was then the smoking eyes saw the book that Felix held. Demon Freddie raised an eyebrow. “Really?” he asked.

Felix felt the heat of shame flush his cheeks. He glanced down at the book and then back at Demon Freddie. “Our little secret?”

Demon Freddie chuckled, and gestured to his smoking eyes and glowing mouth. “Our little secret?”

“Deal,” said Felix.

“Deal,” said Demon Freddie. He passed a hand over his face. When he removed it, he looked just like normal Freddie, though Felix swore he saw a light behind the teeth. The lights snapped back on. Demon Freddie took the stall door, and gently swung it shut on Felix.

“Enjoy the book,” he said.

“Have a nice weekend,” Felix offered.

The footsteps of Demon Freddie faded as he walked away. The bathroom door closed with a gentle huff. Felix was alone with his book.

Shaking, and keeping an eye on the broken stall door, Felix opened the book with trembling hands and tried to focus on his book. He had to finish it.

There was only one page left.  

Thursday in Review: Pastoralia

Thursday in Review today, because fight the power of pre-established norms. Even if that norm is me. Especially if that norm is me.

Anywho, today’s book in review, is Pastoralia by George Saunders.

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I’ve reviewed one of his works already on this blog, Tenth of December, and loved it. Saunders has a wonderful style of writing. One of his strengths is being able to write and feel exclusively from his character’s point of view.

And while I lauded Tenth of December for its interesting hope for humanity through compassion, I want to compliment Pastoralia on something completely different: the separation of thought and action. The themes of compassion and dignity and worth are still there, but they are tackled in this dichotomy: what we think versus what we do.

I’m still in awe of how Saunders has done this, but he writes characters that are human to a frightening degree. He perfectly captures the stream-of-consciousness thought process of humanity, in how we can build ourself up and tear ourselves down moments later. He takes us on a roller coaster of thoughts as characters talk themselves into one thing and one perspective, and then completely backpedal, telling themselves its horrible and terrible and why did they ever think of that? And it’s done so well, that even though their thoughts are terrible, you can’t help but root for them.

And the really interesting thing, is that even while they think in these terribly steep ups and downs, their feet don’t stop moving. Which is what brings me to the point about Pastoralia.

Saunders’s characters are the perfect example of humanity’s strange ability to think one thing and do another thing entirely. In his novella, “Pastoralia,” the protagonist replica caveman worker admonishes his colleague for breaking the period piece and smoking cigarettes and speaking in english, while he goes and uses the fax machine in the back of the cave to check on his family. In “The Barber’s Unhappiness,” the middle aged, sad barber talks himself out of dating the young girl because she is overweight and wouldn’t she look better if she wasn’t, well I’ll let her know and we can tackle this problem together, even as he opens the door for her and hopes beyond hope that it works out. In, “The Falls,” a nebbish, older man sees two girls adrift on the river, headed for sure death, and readily talks himself out of it, even as he dives into the water.

Humanity is a contradiction. We’ll complain about each other until the end of the earth, and still help that miserable old lady with her groceries to the car. We’ll constantly belittle ourselves and tell ourselves we’re no good, but we’ll still put ourselves out there, hoping someone can convince us otherwise. Our thoughts and our actions, many times, are not exclusively on the same page.

Saunders’s work in Pastoralia captures this contradiction beautifully. More than the casual fluidity of his prose, more than his sad and hopeful characters, it is this lens of contradiction and its celebration where Saunders succeeds. Highly recommended.  

So I went to a Hot Sauce Expo

And it’s totally a real thing.

It was fantastic, and I will blog about it soon, but for now, let me just say my mouth at first was all—

And then the heat would kick in—

And my mouth was like—

And then I’d drink some milk, give it a minute and I’d be like—

That’s just my initial report. 

More to come as feeling comes back to my mouth.

Growing Up, Kind Of

I had an interview with a pretty well established literary agency for a full-time position a few weeks ago.

It went very well I thought; very casual, informal and cordial. I, of course, wore the sweater-vest for a +2 to charm, and had a very good time meeting everyone.

I rewarded myself with a trip to the Strand and picked up a new book. Because I have a problem.

However, I got an e-mail yesterday saying they went with another candidate. They did offer some me some freelance work I’m very excited for, so that’s good.

Still, I was hoping for the position. Ah well.

Part of growing up, I suppose though. Rejection happens to everyone, literally every single person in this entire world has been rejected at some point or another. EVERYONE. That’s well over 6 billion people and counting.

But the world doesn’t end. Nor will it, not for, I hope a good billion years.

So, just a quick note to writers, artists, young people, old people, and especially the brave people who put themselves out there day after day: Don’t give up, guys.

Creative people are in a line of work where they have to handle rejection at every pass. And while that’s an incredibly sucky feeling, use it as fuel. Take the rejection, and shove it into the fire. Let it burn inside you and motivate you to do better, move faster, art harder! 

Cynicism is for the birds. Being bitter won’t help you grow. Anger is quicksand.

Whatever happens, just keep pounding pavement and know that your day is coming. I was very lucky for this freelance offer and I intend to make the most of it. And would I have liked the job? Of course.

But I won’t let this stop me. I’m going to keep on keeping on and see what comes my way.

You all do the same.

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